GadgetsI’m experimenting with “Catwatch” at the moment and experiencing a modicum of success. So far two operate in my garden and I plan to purchase two more. They’re not cheap but nor are granules, pepper and gel and on balance I think these gadgets may hold some promise, but, inevitably, they have to be in situ for quite some time before any kind of victory can be declared. As well as relieving me of the onerous task of clearing up other peoples faeces, because that, frankly, is what it is even though it’s their cats that deposit it, I also hope to make my garden a safer place for nesting birds, and I take issue with the commonly held notion that cats only go for old or sick birds, on the contrary, they go for the easy target of helpless fledglings, torture them until there’s no more fun in it, then it’s off home to “mumsy” for a fish supper – how very 21st Century.
Gardening GurusGardener’s Question Time is a programme I listen to if I’m close to a radio, it’s informative and sticks to it’s remit – most of the time, but a couple of weeks ago a redoubtable “Guru” exercised a degree of hand-wringing over “unqualified” gardeners and, as I understood it, the danger inherent in employing them to do, well, the jobs you don’t want to do, or for many and varied reasons, are not able to do. To be frank I’m not certain what an “unqualified” gardener is. I’m confident on unqualified plumbers, electricians, bricklayers or gas fitters, even the odd doctor, and haven’t we all heard of one of those? … but gardeners, well, that’s a bit of a grey area. If you’ve gardened successfully for 5, 10, 20, 30 years, are you less qualified than, say, someone who has just completed a three month course and finished up with something on paper? – should I feel qualified to answer that? Maybe not. During the current downturn a.k.a recession/depression there are thousands of people coming home from jobs they have just lost. Part of the recovery from this devastating blow will be a decision to keep busy and hopefully make some money until pure luck, or retraining produces a new start. Those who are gardeners will look no further than their favourite pastime to earn a few quid. There will be a “bulge” of jobbing gardeners offering customers the legendary “no job too small”. When things pick up, most will return to their previous occupations but a few will not turn back, because they will have found the answer to “life, the universe and everything” and for the uninitiated, that is Gardening!
Common SenseI occasionally employ “jobbing” gardeners and one thing I never ask is “where did you go to college?” There are other ways to test knowledge, ability and plain common sense. Ask salient questions, explain thoroughly and exactly what you require and above all watch them like a hawk until you are sure they know what they’re doing, (isn’t it obvious?) oh, and be on hand with the odd cup of coffee, because they’ll need it.
EpilogI live in hope that the majority of people, and especially gardeners, possess the sense they were born with, (notable exceptions being politicians who need no qualifications and were born with an overblown sense of their own importance and an innate conviction that they deserve huge salaries and iron-clad pensions, and bankers born with an extra portion of “greedy” gene and an inability to see further than the ends of their smug noses), and I live in hope that soon, when the weather decides it’s time to give us all a break, we’ll glimpse a few genuine green shoots.
Iris has finally shown her colours this year.